the biggest secret of our world

- God, I feel blue... - said Eva to God on one day.
- What's wrong, Eva?
- I know, My Lord, that this garden, these miracoulous animals and even this fucking snake have been created and given just for me, but despite all of them I am not happy.
- Why, Eva? - said God from above.
- I am alone, and I'm fed up with these apples.
- Then, I've got a solution, Eva. I'll create for you a Man.
- What's that???
- This creature will be imperfect, and will have lots of troubles. It will lie and cheat, and be vain and vainglorious. But he will be bigger and stronger than you, and will be glad to hunt and kill. He'll look funny when he's hooked up, but because of your complaints, I'll create him in a way that he will be able to satisfy your needs. He will be a little bit crazy and will spend his time doing superflouos things like wrestling and various kinds of ballgames. He won't be too bright, so he will be in a need of your advices to make him able to do the right things in certain situations.
- This is fantastic! - said Eva with irony and frowned. - And where's the trick, My Lord?
- You get him only with one condition.
- What's that?
- As I've already said, he will be swollen-headed, arrogant and lazy. Therefore, you have to make him believe that he was created first. Don't forget, that this will be our little secret: you know, between us, women...